Rove Indicted (really for really real real this time)

HEY YOU MEDIA TYPES... YOU MUST CREDIT THE POWER OF CRAP COMPELS YOU ON THIS BOMBSHELL OF STORY

Um, Rove's been indicted. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who heard Fitzy talk about it at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.